Monday, September 7, 2009
Yeti, Set, Go Snarky Comments
During elimination, Blonde Baller was wearing so much eye make up and she ended up trying to hard not to cry that she was squinting so much. This just made her look like she was wearing more eye make up. So glad they are doing group challenges!
Yeti, Set, Go
Blonde Baller gets a call from a friend that says that says that her friend (or maybe boyfriend) was shot and killed in an "upper-class neighborhood" that was being robbed. Anyway...
Challenge: Searching for Yeti in the middle of the forest
I thnk they chose this because they can do the Yeti call so well, but whatever.
Pink Team: PS, Blonde Baller, Doll, Junk, Baker
Blue Team: Spanish Fly, Lady, Hot Wings, Classy
Purple Team: Sassy, Apple, Pocahontas, Flirty, Mamacita
The girls are given a walkie talkie, net, and a bullhorn and the first team wins...Yeti is actually the guys younger brother, Micah.
The guys try to get ahold of the purple team, but no one answers...the pink team has seen footprint, fur, guts...blue team does a Yeti call...All teams do a Yeti call at once.
Pink team wins and get a date with the men. Baker and Doll get one on one dates with Real and Chance during which they have foot psychic readings with Ms. Basil. Chance and Baker go first and they are basically said to be right for each other. Doll and Real go next and Doll reveals that she lost her mom at 12 and dad at 14.
(side note: I think that Ms. Basil's accent was fake...it sounded to perfectly Eastern European learning English).
Morning of Elimination:
Apple makes a "sexy" breakfast in bed for Real (her word, not mine, and no, it didn't involve anything other than food). Real asks her if she can handle his crazy lifestyle and she doesn't answer, so we know she is going home. They've done too much to set it up to not have her go home.
The rest of the girls go on a date to the LA Zoo with Chance and Real. They get to meet some amazing animals and some fighting ensues. Junk and Blonde Baller start arguing about potential boyfriends and other girls. After the girls return the whole overall pitch of everyone's voice increases an octave while everyone is fighting. They try to throw in some confusion about Sassy maybe going home, but the trained eye still knows Apple is going home. Lots of questions about who is going home from Chance's girls.
Elimination:
Call out order:
Real: PS, Doll, Classy, Lady, Pocahontas, Sassy
Chance: Baker, Hot Wings, Flirty, Spanish Fly, Mamacita, Blonde Baller, Junk
Chance didn't send anyone home.
Real sent Apple home because she didn't think she could handle his lifestyle (big surprise).
Challenge: Searching for Yeti in the middle of the forest
I thnk they chose this because they can do the Yeti call so well, but whatever.
Pink Team: PS, Blonde Baller, Doll, Junk, Baker
Blue Team: Spanish Fly, Lady, Hot Wings, Classy
Purple Team: Sassy, Apple, Pocahontas, Flirty, Mamacita
The girls are given a walkie talkie, net, and a bullhorn and the first team wins...Yeti is actually the guys younger brother, Micah.
The guys try to get ahold of the purple team, but no one answers...the pink team has seen footprint, fur, guts...blue team does a Yeti call...All teams do a Yeti call at once.
Pink team wins and get a date with the men. Baker and Doll get one on one dates with Real and Chance during which they have foot psychic readings with Ms. Basil. Chance and Baker go first and they are basically said to be right for each other. Doll and Real go next and Doll reveals that she lost her mom at 12 and dad at 14.
(side note: I think that Ms. Basil's accent was fake...it sounded to perfectly Eastern European learning English).
Morning of Elimination:
Apple makes a "sexy" breakfast in bed for Real (her word, not mine, and no, it didn't involve anything other than food). Real asks her if she can handle his crazy lifestyle and she doesn't answer, so we know she is going home. They've done too much to set it up to not have her go home.
The rest of the girls go on a date to the LA Zoo with Chance and Real. They get to meet some amazing animals and some fighting ensues. Junk and Blonde Baller start arguing about potential boyfriends and other girls. After the girls return the whole overall pitch of everyone's voice increases an octave while everyone is fighting. They try to throw in some confusion about Sassy maybe going home, but the trained eye still knows Apple is going home. Lots of questions about who is going home from Chance's girls.
Elimination:
Call out order:
Real: PS, Doll, Classy, Lady, Pocahontas, Sassy
Chance: Baker, Hot Wings, Flirty, Spanish Fly, Mamacita, Blonde Baller, Junk
Chance didn't send anyone home.
Real sent Apple home because she didn't think she could handle his lifestyle (big surprise).
My Commentary on Real Chance of Love
First of all...thank GOD there were group challenges this week. It was getting hard having to rewind and replay that part of the episodes so many times to get my synopsis right. I mean really, how many times do I have to watch Aloha say that her nick name means love? Which, by the way, I thought meant hello and goodbye, but maybe someone who knows can set me straight.
Speaking of Aloha, I thought it showed a fundamental misunderstanding of mental illness when she kept saying that she was bipolar. Crazy, sure, I can buy that, but flipping out because someone told you to be more domesticated is not really the hallmark of that particular disease. I know, I know...what should I expect? The show IS called Real Chance of Love 2: Back in the Saddle, but still...can't we just call crazy, crazy?
Speaking of Aloha, I thought it showed a fundamental misunderstanding of mental illness when she kept saying that she was bipolar. Crazy, sure, I can buy that, but flipping out because someone told you to be more domesticated is not really the hallmark of that particular disease. I know, I know...what should I expect? The show IS called Real Chance of Love 2: Back in the Saddle, but still...can't we just call crazy, crazy?
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Girls Gone Viral
Blonde Baller calls her male friend and complains about the other girls. Begin: Rumors about her having a boyfriend.
The Challenge: The girls are going to audition for a viral music video
Gloria teaches them some moves...they are going for sexy, not raunchy.
Captains: Baker (mansion), Lady (bar), and Pocahontas (pool)
Bar team: Blonde Baller, Hot Wings, Lady, Doll
Pool Team: Apple, Sassy, Junk, Spanish Fly
Mansion Team: PS, Mamacita, Flirty, Aloha,
Winners: Baker's team
They go on a date to a horse track...aloha reveals that her last boyfriend was a stripper pimp and left her for dead in the desert. That's a little much for the first date. PS thinks that she is now here for Real because Chance was acting too raunchy with his girls.
Back at home, Junk begins to suspect Blonde Baller has a boyfriend back home (what did I say)
Morning of elimination:
The girls try to antagonize Blonde Baller about her best and/or boyfriend...Doll is looking for a family orientated guy and that he is a grown ass man with grown ass intentions. Wow...that's powerful stuff.
The girls make the men lunch and Aloha eats some raw salmon from the package and Real told her she needed to be more domesticated. She FREAKS out and starts screaming and going crazy. She tells Chance that they can act crazy together because of their mental illness. Later at the BBQ, the men say that they are now giving out R and C chains.
Elimination Call Out:
Real: Doll, Lady, Pocahontas, PS, Classy, Sassy, Apple
Chance: Baker, Hot Wings, Spanish Fly, Flirty, Mamacita, Junk, Blonde Baller
Eliminated: Aloha because she was crazy.
The Challenge: The girls are going to audition for a viral music video
Gloria teaches them some moves...they are going for sexy, not raunchy.
Captains: Baker (mansion), Lady (bar), and Pocahontas (pool)
Bar team: Blonde Baller, Hot Wings, Lady, Doll
Pool Team: Apple, Sassy, Junk, Spanish Fly
Mansion Team: PS, Mamacita, Flirty, Aloha,
Winners: Baker's team
They go on a date to a horse track...aloha reveals that her last boyfriend was a stripper pimp and left her for dead in the desert. That's a little much for the first date. PS thinks that she is now here for Real because Chance was acting too raunchy with his girls.
Back at home, Junk begins to suspect Blonde Baller has a boyfriend back home (what did I say)
Morning of elimination:
The girls try to antagonize Blonde Baller about her best and/or boyfriend...Doll is looking for a family orientated guy and that he is a grown ass man with grown ass intentions. Wow...that's powerful stuff.
The girls make the men lunch and Aloha eats some raw salmon from the package and Real told her she needed to be more domesticated. She FREAKS out and starts screaming and going crazy. She tells Chance that they can act crazy together because of their mental illness. Later at the BBQ, the men say that they are now giving out R and C chains.
Elimination Call Out:
Real: Doll, Lady, Pocahontas, PS, Classy, Sassy, Apple
Chance: Baker, Hot Wings, Spanish Fly, Flirty, Mamacita, Junk, Blonde Baller
Eliminated: Aloha because she was crazy.
Love is in the Stallionaire
So, the show opens with some clips...girls are glad other girls went home, PS isn't sure who she likes, Wiggly has had her heart set on Real almost since season 1...what?? She does realize it's only season 2, right?
Time for the ding dong challenge? It's not as dirty as you think...the girls have to give a sales pitch about themselves and the best wins the date.
First up...Lady walks in and does a rap as she hoola hoops to the floor and they are not impressed...Mamacita drops her tequila shots before she even rings the doorbell...Apple read a hi quie that she wrote...PS talked about ties...Classy shows off her degrees...Flirty (not really sure what she did)...Junk does a cheer...Blonde Baller shows off her flexibility...Doll gives the guys some looks...Aloha, not really sure...Spanish Fly gives the guys a nudey calendar...Hot Wings likes football...Baker made a poster with all sorts of sex toys in glitter on it. The guys said she was coming on too strong, sexually (not really sure what they mean given the context of the show, but whatever)...Pocahontas made Real a rosary because she prayed that God would send her a Godly man (that's Real, btw)...Sassy gave Real a riding crop saying that it symbolizes how uninhibited they could be and she let him whip her (twice!)...Wiggly wrote a rhyming essay during which the guys pretended to sleep.
The winners were Junk, Pocahontas, Blonde Baller, Sassy, and Spanish Fly and they get to go to prom with the men. The rest of the ladies get to go also, but the dresses they have to wear are ugly and don't fit. Wiggly reveals that she went to prom stag. When the women get downstairs, the men reveal that the loosers will have prom at the house while they go out with the winners to prom.
Highlights from the date: Blonde Baller saying that this isn't Rock of Love and that women don't need huge boobs to be there, they just need themselves (yeah, like I believe that).
After the date, Wiggly shows up in lingire and tries to kiss Real. She ends up not really having much to say, so they kick her out (diplomatically) and the night ends.
The next day the men spend time with the girls and Lady reveals that her last relationship was with a woman. Mamacita says that she is kind of here to be on TV and the guys kind of freak out and go on to claim that this is real.
Elimination call out order:
Sassy, Spanish Fly, Doll, Blonde Baller, Baker, Hot Wings, Pocahontas, PS, Aloha, Junk, Classy, Flirty, Apple
Bottom Three: Lady, Mamacita, and Wiggly
Eliminated: Wiggly because there was no chemistry.
Time for the ding dong challenge? It's not as dirty as you think...the girls have to give a sales pitch about themselves and the best wins the date.
First up...Lady walks in and does a rap as she hoola hoops to the floor and they are not impressed...Mamacita drops her tequila shots before she even rings the doorbell...Apple read a hi quie that she wrote...PS talked about ties...Classy shows off her degrees...Flirty (not really sure what she did)...Junk does a cheer...Blonde Baller shows off her flexibility...Doll gives the guys some looks...Aloha, not really sure...Spanish Fly gives the guys a nudey calendar...Hot Wings likes football...Baker made a poster with all sorts of sex toys in glitter on it. The guys said she was coming on too strong, sexually (not really sure what they mean given the context of the show, but whatever)...Pocahontas made Real a rosary because she prayed that God would send her a Godly man (that's Real, btw)...Sassy gave Real a riding crop saying that it symbolizes how uninhibited they could be and she let him whip her (twice!)...Wiggly wrote a rhyming essay during which the guys pretended to sleep.
The winners were Junk, Pocahontas, Blonde Baller, Sassy, and Spanish Fly and they get to go to prom with the men. The rest of the ladies get to go also, but the dresses they have to wear are ugly and don't fit. Wiggly reveals that she went to prom stag. When the women get downstairs, the men reveal that the loosers will have prom at the house while they go out with the winners to prom.
Highlights from the date: Blonde Baller saying that this isn't Rock of Love and that women don't need huge boobs to be there, they just need themselves (yeah, like I believe that).
After the date, Wiggly shows up in lingire and tries to kiss Real. She ends up not really having much to say, so they kick her out (diplomatically) and the night ends.
The next day the men spend time with the girls and Lady reveals that her last relationship was with a woman. Mamacita says that she is kind of here to be on TV and the guys kind of freak out and go on to claim that this is real.
Elimination call out order:
Sassy, Spanish Fly, Doll, Blonde Baller, Baker, Hot Wings, Pocahontas, PS, Aloha, Junk, Classy, Flirty, Apple
Bottom Three: Lady, Mamacita, and Wiggly
Eliminated: Wiggly because there was no chemistry.
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