Thursday, August 27, 2009

Real Chance of Love Episode 1 Summary

The show opens with a recap...no one found lasting love in the last season, they've had their hearts broken, yada, yada, yada. The theme song is rather catchy...I like it.
They "roll" up on two motorcycles all made up...pretty petty stuff...the girls agree that the other girls are pretty...someone has a big a$$...lots of girls are a mess...some of them may have been men, etc.
Time for the mixer and for the men to get to know the ladies. It's basically just a bunch of clips. Chance is talking to a group and Ribbon comes up to him and Chance asks if she is a man. Stop right there...I would have left...have a little respect for yourself, he called you a man.
Real is sitting next to Sassy and Show Me and they start fighting for no real reason after Sassy starts doing a sexy rap.
Chance is sitting with Hot Wings talking and Ribbon shows up and freaks Chance out. Their conversation goes a little like this:

Chance: I can't quite get you
Ribbon: (sexy whisper) What does that mean?
Chance: Let me think about it (walks away)
Ribbon: Are you serious...REAL!

Her excuse is that she is thinking about Real after Chance called her a man. That's your second clue that you are just to weird and creepy.
Wiggly starts throwing around braus and laughing with Chance...it just sounds weird coming from her.
Ribbon creeps Real out by staring at him and making weird faces.
Vegas goes inside with Chance and Show Me interrupts them. Chance clearly wants to talk to Show Me and Vegas just doesn't get the hint. Vegas starts dissing Show Me and Chance tries to tell her to grow up. Show Me basically tells Chance she wants to fight someone.
PS reveals that she has Chrone's Disease to Real...he's not all that interested.
Vegas calls some of the other girls men and they start arguing and Vegas starts to instigate fighting. Show Me promptly whales on her ass. They are both sent home. Show Me says she understands and is really mature about it, but Vegas starts crying and sobbing. She starts begging with Chance and Real not to send her home even as they are basically herding her out the door...I guess all those ranching skills do come in handy on the show.

Elimination:

Call out order:

Hot Wings
Aloha
Spanish Fly
Classy
Flirty
Sassy
Blond Baller
Pocahontas
Doll
PS
Mamacita
Lady
Junk
Apple
Baker
Wiggly

Eliminated: Ribbon (she did coin a neat phrase though, which I think I will have to start using...whore-goblin...and yes, the hyphen does make it more sophisticated), because she was weird and Freckels because she was also weird.


3 comments:

  1. this show was very awesome

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  2. this was coo but chance had to choose hot wings and she is LAME and Mamacita is way better and she is so fun. Real eliminated Pocahontas and chose doll i mean she is cool and pretty but POCAHONTAS WAS BETTER AND THANK GOD he did not choose sassy.

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  3. this show was tight until blonde baller and spanish fly got eliminated

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